Thursday night skippeting
…in me-diary-style. Just in case the lack of sleep wipes it all from my brain later.
Being swung round by the elbow as a greeting. Rain and dripping buildings. Cocktails, although only appropriately-themed ones. Giant mutant silver ferns and angels that were all the wrong type. Tables with identity issues and mistaken identity of an Angel ep. Toilets all conspiring to torment me. A very scared waiter who may have guessed any number of things about us. Vegetable shortages. Skippet’s mint imperial. Old woman hairstyles and Litterbug (The Musical). The weirdness of being back somewhere that was my life 2 years ago, with someone who doesn’t at all belong there in my head. Oh – hitting of said head against wall panel due to laughter-induced collapse. Many laughter-induced collapses. Entirely non-intimidating glares and confirmation of how to *asterisk*. Flubbles the Tribble. Keys, and key-holes. Just general chat which surprisingly enough covered like, just the same variety of topics as emails do…but which hurt my ribs even more. A bed created of a jacket, a towel and a ribcage-dedicated pillow, with a strangling sleeping bag to round it off. Getting up before dawn. Surplus milk given to someone who otherwise would have had none…and the scalding of an oesophagus in the cause of tea. A carrier bag intent on self destruction (did you clang across
*nods sagely*
A good 12 hours. And only 5 of them wasted on that pesky sleep business.


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Skit's bladder: o (actual size)
Ways to embarrass Keppet #1: in the middle of a busy restuarant, take photos of a mint imperial.
I am the one that drew on it.
And put out the candle on the table next to ours...
Oops.
*whispers* Do you think he knew?
Let's think...
Constant giggling: check.
Inability to distinguish between a private door and a toilet: check.
Ability to mis-read 'Jardiniere' as 'Vampire': check.
Inability to understand simple questions about credit cards: check.
Fly-catching ability: check.
Final litmus test of 'how do they respond if we given them an extra mint?': check.
...I think he may have suspected...
I truly feel sorry for the poor waiters and other patrons. However, I am now looking forward to the skippet cabaret that will undoubtedly be performed in sunny New York.
What is "Litterbug (The Musical)"?
Kepp: I didn't email today 'cos I thought that we could talk in Real Life instead.
[pause]
Kepp: But now I realise that I have very little to say.
skit: We're doing okay so far.
Kepp: We're talking about not having anything to talk about!
skit: Oh yeah.
Heh. Well, a few cocktails seemed to pretty much cure that...I think it was the usual 'now, how to make the evening worth 4 hours of driving?' sort of worry. Unless you really just didn't want to talk to me. But I think you'd have figured that out before now.
And I was of course talking of your plan to move to a council estate and pick up litter, thus inspiring rosy-cheeked young urchins to follow in your wake, dancing. Or maybe skipping.
Oh right.
You know, looking back on it what stands out clearest is all that time I spent waiting while you went to the toilet. Four times in five hours I think.
Three. I think.
But wow, what a riveting companion I must be for that to be your enduring memory...
Well I am sure you went to the toilet four times. Twice at Angels, once at Cafe Rouge and once at Wolfson. And the next morning too.
Cows without eyes.
Traffic Light Jives.
A miniature bike.
The future of Spike.
A scarf covering cocktail spills.
Doctor Who and Life on Mars thrills.
Hobblings Apa, QuOS, Em and Rian*.
Hatred of colleagues who really are tryin'.
Giving up now...
* Better when written apparently.
*bites lip* I hope this isn't another of those things I am meant to rap.
And the cocktail spills and the miniature bike should have got a mention in my list. Somehow I forgot them until after I'd written it. But they amused me no end at the time...did I mention, easily amused?
(Oh, and Wolfson so doesn't count. Pfft.)
What about the yodelling ducks?
(and don't say "what about them?")
(as if I would)
I don't think they counted. I mean I couldn't count them...that could have been a whole legion of duck yodellers out there. Or just one very psychotic one.
Did ye really speak of Rian, or do I just rhyme well?
No, we did indeed speak of you. And I, as always, pronounced you wrong. Then tried to pronounce you right and that felt wrong.
Hence, you see, the 'written down' comment...
Rhyme well? What poem did you read?
See above: Rian-tryin'
You must pronounce words in a strange way for that to be a _good_ rhyme.
You know, I feel people should express more surprise and awe at out evening, skit. Come on- we found a bar called Angels! Be jealous people... be very jealous.
Either they are so over-awed that they are silent...or they are scared...or they are laughing behind our backs.
Rather, Rian is wondering if the Universe will crack when two Keppets exist in this world.
There couldn't be two keppets in the world.
Though there could be many people in one keppet's head.
I'd have enjoyed being the waiter, I'm sure.
Wonder if Angel ever had an association with the Hell's Angels? Maybe he started the group in an evil phase?
Evil overweight biker phase... I can see that.
The waiter was tipped generously. And he got to keep skippet's mint.
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