I had to print out about a quarter of the top 200 because they made me laugh so much. Was it you who first posted a link on the board? I feel like I owe one to whoever that was now.
Notice how I'm ignoring your 'claim' to victory, O Candied One? That's cause I like having a sword through me. Oh yes, it's scratching that place I ... just... couldn't... reach. Ahhhh.
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Well, you're screwed.
Thanks ever so.
Oh, you wanted something affirming?
You're very well adjusted and TV is definitely not a crutch. Nooooo.
You sound not entirely sincere, you know.
Oh, my bleeding wound! Can ye not feel the heart in my words? Cruel girl.
*twists sword in bleeding wound, lazily*
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
*cackles*
Oh dear. Anyway. I still have a sword stuck in your side, missy. That makes me the winner. Cos I say so.
I love that jes has taken a shine to the bash site too.
I had to print out about a quarter of the top 200 because they made me laugh so much. Was it you who first posted a link on the board? I feel like I owe one to whoever that was now.
Notice how I'm ignoring your 'claim' to victory, O Candied One? That's cause I like having a sword through me. Oh yes, it's scratching that place I ... just... couldn't... reach. Ahhhh.
I think Em posted it on the board but I had the link on my blog.
Which just makes her a biiiiig fluffy copycat, doesn't it?
When did I get candied?
Candid, maybe.
Oh, are you still itchy, jes? *stabs sword a bit deeper* ew, look at that pus.
I dunno, yesterday you were candied. Today you're just dawg.
And pus is just nature's jelly. Mmm, pus.
I simply don't have anything to say in reply to that. This from the girl who complains about raw meat?
*looks away from jes delightedly tasting her own pus*
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